tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73624424461898540292024-02-07T05:02:59.659+00:00BoaBaiElaO Sítio da Gata Vadia : AMOR com HUMOR se PagaGataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.comBlogger9900125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-50325459183862952962021-01-23T22:57:00.000+00:002021-01-24T00:06:05.206+00:00Cérebro no Curso de Direito<p><span style="font-size: medium;"> <i>Advogado :- Doutor, antes de fazer a autópsia, o senhor verificou o </i></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5eSpeiwk9V8qMqLzLk0wbv0HTBYr3-qmzmQRC_8h3TYi9CJC2M3H0yZqk6oUb8OsSDzcfCL38yT5GytF5bSaXAY0RdNZRLo4xircxGtHkIw8Buxsw0johyphenhyphenPFV0G5SbLUI77Hj-jVxKFYA/s1600/porcas.gif" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="130" data-original-width="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5eSpeiwk9V8qMqLzLk0wbv0HTBYr3-qmzmQRC_8h3TYi9CJC2M3H0yZqk6oUb8OsSDzcfCL38yT5GytF5bSaXAY0RdNZRLo4xircxGtHkIw8Buxsw0johyphenhyphenPFV0G5SbLUI77Hj-jVxKFYA/s1600/porcas.gif" /></a></i></span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><i><div><i>ulso da vítima?</i></div>Testemunha:- Não.<br />Advogado :- O senhor verificou a pressão arterial?<br />Testemunha:- Não.<br />Advogado :- O senhor verificou a respiração?<br />Testemunha:- Não.<br />Advogado :- Então, é possível que a vítima estivesse viva quando a autópsia começou?</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Testemunha:- Não.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Advogado :- Como é que o senhor pode ter a certeza?<br />Testemunha:- Porque o cérebro da vítima estava num jarro sobre a mesa.<br />Advogado :- Mas ele poderia estar vivo mesmo assim?<br />Testemunha:- Sim, é possível que ele estivesse vivo e tirando o curso de Direito em algum lugar!!!</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-size: large;">Nota:Diálogo autêntico. Fonte: Livro 'Desordem no tribunal'.</span></i></div>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-4991432797427039672021-01-23T00:02:00.000+00:002021-01-24T00:19:46.453+00:00Víctor & Leo - Deus e Eu No Sertão<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="385" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fBjqLvp6vxQ" width="656" youtube-src-id="fBjqLvp6vxQ"></iframe></div><br />GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-88983902045558005182021-01-13T22:49:00.005+00:002021-01-13T22:51:35.428+00:00Não é Caro...<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge4ajYBAo2A2SbzvEhlP6tfUs8fW4N4TrPT-FXVHw6hnZTLEuh2tb28vblLvJIH2GhP9DhrX4dHwDkQu8LCRztPbBALGGlCV5LxUycnKCH7hXzyn0e3vl1tiVJpB7mSSqLXPs72MDotRGo/s590/120.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="473" data-original-width="590" height="485" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge4ajYBAo2A2SbzvEhlP6tfUs8fW4N4TrPT-FXVHw6hnZTLEuh2tb28vblLvJIH2GhP9DhrX4dHwDkQu8LCRztPbBALGGlCV5LxUycnKCH7hXzyn0e3vl1tiVJpB7mSSqLXPs72MDotRGo/w603-h485/120.jpg" width="603" /></a></div><p></p>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-39476249433726539422021-01-13T22:46:00.000+00:002021-01-13T22:51:26.485+00:00Maroon 5 - Sugar<p> </p><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/09R8_2nJtjg" width="650"></iframe>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-46849713351415970342021-01-13T22:40:00.003+00:002021-01-13T22:51:16.580+00:00Cafèzinho Com Amor\<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5eSpeiwk9V8qMqLzLk0wbv0HTBYr3-qmzmQRC_8h3TYi9CJC2M3H0yZqk6oUb8OsSDzcfCL38yT5GytF5bSaXAY0RdNZRLo4xircxGtHkIw8Buxsw0johyphenhyphenPFV0G5SbLUI77Hj-jVxKFYA/s1600/porcas.gif" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="130" data-original-width="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5eSpeiwk9V8qMqLzLk0wbv0HTBYr3-qmzmQRC_8h3TYi9CJC2M3H0yZqk6oUb8OsSDzcfCL38yT5GytF5bSaXAY0RdNZRLo4xircxGtHkIw8Buxsw0johyphenhyphenPFV0G5SbLUI77Hj-jVxKFYA/s1600/porcas.gif" /></a></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Numa grande empresa, havia uma linda moça, com os seus 25 anos, que servia o cafezinho.<br />O patrão da empresa era louco por ela.<br />Um dia, quando ela entrou na sua sala com o cafezinho, ele pediu-lhe que fechasse a porta à chave.<br />Tomou o cafezinho e, excitado, disse:<br />- Não se ofenda, mas eu dou 200 euros para você tirar a blusa.<br />Ela guardou os 200 e tirou a blusa.<br />O patrão continuou:</i></span><br />
<i style="font-size: x-large;">- 300 para você tirar a saia.</i><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Ela guardou os 300 e tirou a saia, mostrando as suas lindas coxas.<br />Mais excitado ainda, disse:<br />- 500 para você tirar o soutien.<br />Ela guardou os 500 e tirou o soutien, mostrando os seus lindos seios.<br />O patrão que já estava "para lá de Bagdad", disse:<br />- Agora, 700 para tirar as cuecas.<br />Ela guardou os 700 e tirou as cuecas.<br />Com a voz trémula, disse entusiasmado:<br />- Diga, quanto é que quer para fazer amor comigo?<br />Respondeu inocentemente a moça:<br />- 50 euros , que é o que eu cobro a toda a gente aqui na empresa...</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>O sujeito entra num bar, senta-se à uma mesa e logo um garçon aparece para atendê-lo.<br />- Boa noite, o que o senhor toma?<br />- Eu tomo vitamina C pela manhã, o ônibus para ir ao serviço e uma aspirina quando tenho dor de cabeça.<br />- Desculpe, mas acho que não fui claro. Eu quis dizer o que é que o senhor gostaria?<br />- Ah! Tudo bem! Eu gostaria de ter um Ferrari e mandar a minha sogra para o inferno.<br />- Não é nada disso, meu senhor! - continuou o garçon, ainda calmo.<br />- Eu só gostaria de saber o que o senhor deseja beber.<br />- Ah! é isso? Bem... o que é que você tem?<br />E o garçon:<br />- Eu? Nada, não! Só tô um pouco chateado porque o meu time perdeu pro São Caetano!</i></span>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-41498235165923463322020-12-15T23:08:00.000+00:002020-12-15T23:08:19.518+00:00Boas Festas<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: large;"><b>A TODOS OS QUERIGOS AMPGOS E VISITANTES DEIXO</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: large;"><b> AQUI OS MEUS PRESENTES DE NATAL.</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: large;"><b>FELIZ NATAL!</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img height="40" 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src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi70WnabDwGvCLkDedJfyuP2y9xqT87E8W8t31djG9dfGxQrRIGr9svFtGHjNAHrGGnh6w4Y-gphyrZvirSaydB10svGob_TgJ30LEWhU-BLmHdk1qd1M_FM0_I5aQehok_a7V2kFzJOmW2/s1600/arvore+natal.gif" /> TENACIDADE </span></b><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi70WnabDwGvCLkDedJfyuP2y9xqT87E8W8t31djG9dfGxQrRIGr9svFtGHjNAHrGGnh6w4Y-gphyrZvirSaydB10svGob_TgJ30LEWhU-BLmHdk1qd1M_FM0_I5aQehok_a7V2kFzJOmW2/s1600/arvore+natal.gif" /> <b><span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif"> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq_4l_r_bH1BltfyQ2Ohp41ggfyc5okeHEQYyQbYUSVJXqumjWS-6giZjp8FM6BtnjckP7ka4YgZfY-WkCJH932atxUXz1YsHoEr24-9fLxQUEoWMtluIx6ICWLi_zNulkBFO6BAh4urvh/s1600/vela.gif" /> SOLIDARIEDADE </span></b><img 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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>O marido da Maria chega em casa todo stressado, e Maria pergunta:<br />- O que foi Manuel?<br />Ele responde:<br />- Ah... nessa cidade só tem corno, queria que viesse uma onda e levasse todos os cornos embora daqui!<br />Maria quase chorando fala:<br />- Aí amor, nem brinca com isso, eu ia morrer de saudades de você!</i></span><p> </p>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-88449814512422603802020-12-10T22:09:00.000+00:002020-12-10T22:11:07.267+00:00 Pastor Surpreendido com um Veado<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2G_ZJGQsdlwOTDvfnHVdvmZJQwgeOGZzm52_TCyRUnXXp5pFXdCLsrwcNiXBKi7flbolnag_nNfdSmKCnusoIQOa2zbMPJ1jy5tJO0S6uTm2_onmx5S3DipQutYNrUrvZyD15wORITgL/s400/pastor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="284" data-original-width="400" height="436" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2G_ZJGQsdlwOTDvfnHVdvmZJQwgeOGZzm52_TCyRUnXXp5pFXdCLsrwcNiXBKi7flbolnag_nNfdSmKCnusoIQOa2zbMPJ1jy5tJO0S6uTm2_onmx5S3DipQutYNrUrvZyD15wORITgL/w615-h436/pastor.jpg" width="615" /></a></div><br /><p></p>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-37036148738493092152020-12-10T21:58:00.000+00:002020-12-10T22:11:02.164+00:00Selena Gomez & The Scene - Who Says\<p> </p><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/BzE1mX4Px0I" width="650"></iframe>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-47709402974133663832020-12-10T21:47:00.002+00:002020-12-10T22:10:54.226+00:00Aloz à Glega<p> <i style="font-size: x-large;">O chinês entra num restaurante grego, chama o garçon, </i></p>
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<i><span style="font-size: large;">também grego, e pede:<br />- Um "aloz à glega", pô favô!<br />O grego dá uma risada enorme, e, mesmo entendendo, pede para o chinês </span><span style="font-size: large;">repetir </span><span style="font-size: large;">algumas vezes, mas traz o seu pedido.<br />No dia seguinte, o chinês volta e pede de novo:<br />- Um "aloz à glega", pô favô!<br />O grego tira onda com a cara do chinês e traz o pedido.<br />A cena se repete algumas vezes pelos dias seguintes. O chinês, já puto da vida com o garçon grego, resolve tomar aulas de dicção, e então volta ao restaurante. Chama o mesmo garçon e pede:<br />- Um arroz à grega, por favor!<br />O garçon, incrédulo do que acabara de ouvir, pergunta:<br />- Desculpe, o que o senhor disse </span><span style="font-size: large;">mesmo</span><span style="font-size: large;">?<br />- Um arroz à grega, seu glego escloto!</span></i>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-40324179666450930872020-12-08T21:38:00.003+00:002020-12-08T21:39:56.513+00:00Use a Máscara...<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmUsGy4KT_ozPKJEh-jMkilAJ8MWjkv0av9LjBsotEuJCS7IWs_fxC9HwM__apECyoaTBXyz58W1_QPhUieDqhoxGxp4U0_mpDnxbQmPyvLpRUNvXrymVHSjP6y1zCgYpZGpqzrORIHEJr/s540/1234961011_90wh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="432" data-original-width="540" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmUsGy4KT_ozPKJEh-jMkilAJ8MWjkv0av9LjBsotEuJCS7IWs_fxC9HwM__apECyoaTBXyz58W1_QPhUieDqhoxGxp4U0_mpDnxbQmPyvLpRUNvXrymVHSjP6y1zCgYpZGpqzrORIHEJr/w535-h428/1234961011_90wh.jpg" width="535" /></a></div><p></p>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-86832170186553124332020-12-08T20:18:00.002+00:002020-12-08T21:46:01.857+00:00Johnny Logan - You Raise Me Up <p> </p><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QPgg4BPMORk" width="650"></iframe>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-31524434861463576292020-12-08T20:04:00.004+00:002020-12-08T21:39:45.345+00:00A Notícia<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i><span style="font-size: large;">Na sala de espera do Hospital, o médico <br />chega para o caramuito nervoso, e diz<br />- Tenho uma péssima noticia para lhe dar...A cirurgia que fizemos em sua mãe...<br />- Não, Doutor. Ela não é minha mãe, é minha sogra!<br />- Nesse caso, então, tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar...</span></i>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-45991733182067614712020-12-07T18:30:00.003+00:002020-12-07T18:32:24.030+00:00Denunciado Pelo Cheiro...<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3b56xhW0F9UrPHLmZ6OgF6JZ3p-71KMvXNWR3Btdi_zjt9ANcVrSN8cYB46qR62CxMVqj5a3tEAdj-Y2L3K7b8emEhj6_4WBMJmUGmxB0bDQnZbnCvj0LJPMyUEf8FYse5rM3ILz8eLdO/s564/75006_338711442909019_579399915_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="564" data-original-width="428" height="665" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3b56xhW0F9UrPHLmZ6OgF6JZ3p-71KMvXNWR3Btdi_zjt9ANcVrSN8cYB46qR62CxMVqj5a3tEAdj-Y2L3K7b8emEhj6_4WBMJmUGmxB0bDQnZbnCvj0LJPMyUEf8FYse5rM3ILz8eLdO/w505-h665/75006_338711442909019_579399915_n.jpg" width="505" /></a></div><p></p>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-58418508986308519842020-12-07T18:20:00.003+00:002020-12-07T18:32:17.726+00:00O Valor do Silêncio<p> <span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;">Pai e o filho estão no bar a conversar, quando no meio da conversa, o filho diz:</span></p>
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<span face=""arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif" style="background-color: white; font-size: medium;"> - Pai, vou divorciar-me da minha mulher. Há seis meses que ela não fala comigo.</span><br />
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<span face=""arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif" style="background-color: white; font-size: medium;">- Vê bem o que vais fazer, filho, mulheres assim são difíceis de arranjar...</span>GataVadiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06870913978266742178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7362442446189854029.post-68267717937413151412020-12-07T17:52:00.001+00:002020-12-07T18:32:05.403+00:00 Marc Anthony & Tina Arena - I Want to Spend ...<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b><i><span style="font-size: large;">preparada para receber até 20 cm em uma relação sexual.</span>
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<i><b><span style="font-size: large;"> - Professora, então, só nos Estados Unidos, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;">existem </span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;">mais de 200 Km de buceta mal aproveitada.</span></b></i></div>
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